Big Yellow Bear in Hollywood

Okay, so get this ... last night I was on my way out to meet up with some friends to hit up the Silverlake clubs and to my surprise (low and behold) a GIANT yellow bear. Normally this wouldn't be a major shock (not that I've had giant bears stalking me) but this one really just came out of nowhere! It's freaking humoungous!!! (I mean it is 2x the size of me). Anyhow, I started to think who the F*ck would leave this here or how it wandered here. It is pretty amazing how it's the same color as my car, but still: who, what, why? This blog will follow a story of how I will help the bear find its rightful owner ... T.B.C.